Toki Toy Box

Evil Dachshund Plush – Grumpy Sausage Dog Toy

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Color Dark Brown Woofy eyes
Height 40cm
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Evil Dachshund Plush – Grumpy Sausage Dog Toy

A long, soft sausage dog wearing an expression of pure disapproval. That's the whole product, and it's perfect. The scowl makes people laugh out loud, then they pick it up, and then it's theirs.

Two eye styles (cartoon "woofy" or beady) and two lengths — the 50 cm one drapes over a shoulder or across a pillow like it owns the place.

What's included: 1 × evil dachshund plush.

Details: PP cotton filling · 40 cm (15.7 in) or 50 cm (19.7 in) · dark or light brown · two eye styles.

FAQ

Why is it evil? It isn't, really — it just deeply disapproves of everything. That's the joke.

Which size should I get? 40 cm is desk/bag size; 50 cm is proper cuddle size.

Woofy eyes vs beady eyes? Woofy = big cartoon eyes; beady = tiny judgmental dots. Beady is meaner.

Is it washable? Hand wash cold, air dry.

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Canada: 10–20 business days

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We process all orders within 1–4 business days before dispatch. Delivery Times by Country: United States: 8–15 business days United Kingdom: 6–12 business days Canada: 10–20 business days Australia: 8–16 business days Germany, France, Italy, Spain: 8–16 business days Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark, Sweden, Austria: 8–16 business days Don't see your country listed? Email us at support@tokitoybox.com and we'll confirm shipping availability before you order. Important Details: All delivery estimates begin after your order ships, not when you place it. Delivery windows are estimates and may vary due to carrier delays, peak seasons, or customs clearance. International orders may include import duties and taxes — these are the responsibility of the recipient. Every order includes a tracking number sent to your email once dispatched.
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Tomas Mraz

The toy has medium length plush. it is soft and huggable. the only thing i could recommend is to have a paper hang tag to make the toy giftable.

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Sophia
Soft enough to nap on

I use the 50cm as a neck pillow on the couch. Works surprisingly well.

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Kristen
Smaller than I expected

Went with the 40cm and it's more of a desk size than a cuddle size, just like the listing says. Should've gotten the 50. Still hilarious.

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Brittany Hayes
Woofy eyes are so cute

The big cartoon eyes make it look grumpy but adorable. Softer version of the joke.

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Matthew R.
Bought it for my wife

She has a dachshund and a sarcastic sense of humor. Perfect combination.

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Heather W.
Light brown a bit paler than photos

The light brown is more of a tan than I expected. Doesn't matter, the face is perfect.

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Christina R.
Best white elephant gift

It was the most stolen gift at our office party. Everyone wanted the angry sausage.

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Lindsay M.
Shipping was slow

Took a while to arrive, but it was worth the wait. The expression is perfect.

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Rebecca Nash
Hand washed fine

It got a coffee splash, so I hand washed it in cold water and let it air dry. Came out looking the same.

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Emily
Well made

Neat stitching, the embroidered face is clean, and the seams feel strong.

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Katherine
Cute on a reading nook

Lives on the window seat in my reading corner. Looks unimpressed by all my book choices.

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Leah
Perfect bed buddy

Long and soft, great to hug at night. The grumpy face is a bonus.

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Grace K.
Cuddly despite the attitude

It looks angry but it's one of the softest plushies I own.

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Erin
Tail stitching a little loose

The tail had a small loose thread when it arrived. Trimmed it and it's been fine since.

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Jessica Moreno
The judgment is real

Got the beady-eyed one and it stares at me like I've disappointed it personally. I laugh every time I walk past it.

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Justin
Desk buddy for work

Keeps me company on long work days. Looks exactly how I feel on Mondays.

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Jasmine
Gift for my girlfriend

She loves sausage dogs and has a dark sense of humor. This was perfect.

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Amanda K.
Gag gift that became a favorite

Gave it to my husband as a joke. He now sleeps with it. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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Brianna
Exactly as pictured

Colors, size, and expression all matched the listing. No surprises.

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Eric
Great quality for the price

Solid, soft, and well stitched. Better than I expected for a novelty plush.

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Stephanie
My teen loves it

My 16-year-old saw it on TikTok and begged for it. It's on her bed and in all her selfies now.

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Laura
Great over the shoulder

The 50cm really does drape over your shoulder. I wear it around the house like a grumpy scarf.

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Nathan
Wish it was a bit firmer

I like my plushies on the firm side and this one is quite squishy. The face makes up for it.

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Olivia P.
Makes everyone laugh

Put it on the couch and every guest has picked it up. It's a guaranteed conversation starter.

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Allison
Love the dark brown

The dark brown is rich and looks great. The face shows up really well against it.

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Caitlin
So much personality

It's just a plush dog, but the scowl gives it so much character.

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Kimberly
Dachshund owner approved

We have a dark brown doxie and the dark brown plush is a near match. My dog is suspicious of it.

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Kyle M.
Hilarious gift

Gave it to my roommate for her birthday. She hasn't stopped laughing.

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Kelly S.
Made my week

Opened the box, saw the face, and laughed out loud. Exactly the energy I needed.

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Ashley
Perfect gift for a doxie mom

My friend has two dachshunds and this was the best birthday gift I've ever given her. She said it looks exactly like her older one when he's annoyed.

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Sean P.
Funniest plush I own

The face does all the work. Just look at it.

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Brandon
My daughter's new favorite

She's 11 and named it 'Grumpy Frank.' It goes everywhere with her.

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Samantha
So soft

The fabric is really soft and it's stuffed just right, squishy but not floppy.

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Danielle
Great stocking stuffer for adults

Bought a 40cm for my brother's stocking. He's a grumpy guy and it's basically his portrait.

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