{"product_id":"evil-dachshund-plush","title":"Evil Dachshund Plush – Grumpy Sausage Dog Toy","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEvil Dachshund Plush – Grumpy Sausage Dog Toy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA long, soft sausage dog wearing an expression of pure disapproval. That's the whole product, and it's perfect. The scowl makes people laugh out loud, then they pick it up, and then it's theirs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo eye styles (cartoon \"woofy\" or beady) and two lengths — the 50 cm one drapes over a shoulder or across a pillow like it owns the place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's included:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 × evil dachshund plush.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e PP cotton filling · 40 cm (15.7 in) or 50 cm (19.7 in) · dark or light brown · two eye styles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is it evil?\u003c\/strong\u003e It isn't, really — it just deeply disapproves of everything. That's the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 cm is desk\/bag size; 50 cm is proper cuddle size.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWoofy eyes vs beady eyes?\u003c\/strong\u003e Woofy = big cartoon eyes; beady = tiny judgmental dots. Beady is meaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it washable?\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash cold, air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Toki Toy Box","offers":[{"title":"Dark Brown Woofy eyes \/ 40cm","offer_id":50087518175370,"sku":"CJMR285083705EV","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Brown Woofy eyes \/ 50cm","offer_id":50087518208138,"sku":"CJMR285083706FU","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Brown beady eyes \/ 40cm","offer_id":50087518240906,"sku":"CJMR285083701AZ","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Brown beady eyes \/ 50cm","offer_id":50087518273674,"sku":"CJMR285083702BY","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Brown Woofy eyes \/ 40cm","offer_id":50087518306442,"sku":"CJMR285083707GT","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Brown Woofy eyes \/ 50cm","offer_id":50087518339210,"sku":"CJMR285083708HS","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Brown beady eyes \/ 40cm","offer_id":50087518371978,"sku":"CJMR285083703CX","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Brown beady eyes \/ 50cm","offer_id":50087518404746,"sku":"CJMR285083704DW","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/9998\/4522\/files\/3cadb1dc-9d41-41bf-9480-11a56d36b86f.jpg?v=1787654257","url":"https:\/\/tokitoybox.com\/products\/evil-dachshund-plush","provider":"Toki Toy Box","version":"1.0","type":"link"}